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5 months later...

The space crew escaped from the planet Mars.

"Whew! That was close." said Captain Smiley.

"I know, that was close. But aren't we going back to Earth Commander?" said Adam.

"Yes, we are going back to Earth. Why?" said Commander Luke.

"Then why is the Earth getting smaller and smaller?" said Adam.

The commander looks in the radar and it said that they are going to Jupiter.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" they all yelled.

"Were going to land. Hold on to something because it is going to be a bumpy ride!" said Captain Smiley.

Everyone buckled in. The space crew crashed down on the planet Jupiter. The cadet's lunch fell and the ketchup squirted on cadet's hands. When they crashed Captain James said, "Everybody okay, any broken bones or anybody bleeding?!" he asked.

"Ahh, My fingers are BLEEDING! Ahhhhhh! Oh, no wait that's just ketchup from my sandwich when I was packing my lunch back on Earth." Cadet Adam said. He sucked on his fingers and said "Mmmm, this is good."

"Everybody get your gas suits on because this planet is gassy." said Commander Luke.

Everybody in the space crew got their gear on. They went out on the planet. Captian Smiley said "Gosh cadet. Do you need to be making more gas?" Cadet said "Sorry it was just my taco that I was eating back on the ship. Hee Hee." They needed some gas for the space shuttle. The space crew went to go find some gas. They found a gas station. "Cadet you should be working at the gas station because you stink!" said commader Luke.

Captain Smiley said "Hello are you the manager of this gas station?"

An alien said "Yes! Yes I am."

"Can we use some gas please?" said Commander Luke said.

"Yes! Yes you can." said the alien."I made it my self."

"Cadet you stay here," said Commander.

"But-"

" Thats an order!" interupted Commander Luke. "No buts. Besides we don't need you to stink up the whole place ya hear!"

"Yes commander," said Adam quietly.

They got two gallons of gas for their space shuttle. When they got back to the shuttle they heard some music. They followed the music and when they found where the music was it was a basketball game.

"Whoa! Cool!" Captain James said.

A little alien said "Welcome to our NBFAA basketball game!"

"And what does that stand for?" said Cadet Adam.

"Are you dumb!? It stands for National Basketball For Aliens Acociation." said the alien.

The crew just walked away. The little alien was looking at the humans suspisussly.

"What a minute. I know why they don't know about NBFAA. They're humans. I must be the dumb one. Oh man. I'm going to tell the announcer about this problem."

"It is time for the slam-dunk-a-runi competition! If you want to sign up, go to the entrance and sign up their!" said the announcer.

"Oh! I'm going to go sign up!" said Captain James.

He went to go sign up. The "slam-dunk-a-runi" was about to start. Captain James went in line to do some outrageous, most awesome slamdunks ever.

"It's time to do some slamdunks you have never seen before!" said the announcer.

"Yeah!!!" The crowd shouted as loud as they could. Captain James was the second one to do do some outrageous, most awesome slamdunks ever.

"First up 55 pounder, 7 foot and 8 inches, The A-K-A All-star, the breaker of rims, and the long-tan-handsome, the one and only B.Baller!" said the announcer.

The crowd yelled. B.Baller grabbed a ball and threw it strait at the back board from half court. He ran up to the basket ball hoop and caught the ball while it was in the air. Passed it to the other hand threw his legs while spinning and dunked it so hard that the rim broke. It didn't take long to fix it.

"It's time for the second person to come up."

The little alien from the entrance came up to the announcer and interrupted the announcer to tell about the little problem. He whispered in his ear. When he was done the announcer said, "His name is James and he is from Earth and I don't like people from Earth. Security! Come get these horrifying tough humans."

The security were big but weak. One of them walk up to Captain James and just stood there. Captain James just flicked him in the nose. Then he just ran away crying to his mommy. The other security called back up. And they called a whole lot of back up.

Commander Luke said "Then it's war. Is it?"

The alien people yelled "Charge!!!"Then everybody went charging at each other.

Back at the station, while the war was going on the boss said "Where are those three. If they don't get back with my alien I will have to fire them. I guess I will find someone else to get me one to have proof that aliens exist. I got an idea. I will use our three workers. Easton, Bubba, and Chopper. Yeah there pretty good. Well mayby. But I am going to only try this once."

The boss called Chopper, Bubba, and Easton. He told them what their about to do. They got their gear on and went to the spaceship. When they got in they were fighting over to see who gets the front seat and who gets to drive. The boss said that Chopper gets to sit in the front seat, Bubba gets to sit in the middle seat, Easton gets to sit in the back seat, and to put it on auto pilot. They counted down from ten. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, blast off. They went towards Jupiter so fast that it only took them fifth-teen minutes just to get there.

"This sure is boring. When do we get to the fun stuff," said Easton.

"I have an idea. Let's take the auto pilot off and take turns driving the ship," said Chopper.

"We can't. Remember what the boss said," said Bubba. "Besides, look were almost there."

They landed on the planet Jupiter and when they got out they heard a war going on.

"Ahhh!!" screamed Bubba. " Sorry. Spider," he whispered.

They followed big sound and saw the war. They just walked strait threw and got the announcer. The war stopped and everybody just stared at them. Chopper, Easton, Bubba, Commander Luke, Captain Sam, and Captain James grabbed Cadet andran back to the ship while the other aliens were chasing after them. The two crews got back to the ship and went turbo speed towards Earth. When they got back the crew gave the boss the alien they have. Then the boss gave each one of them a medal and no one got fired.