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The Chocolate Factory

One day a factory was built and it was called the Chocolate Factory. It was the biggest factory in Wonka Town.

Wonka Town was a loving nice town.

Everybody new somebody.

On one day the factory was shut down because Wonka had no money.

After three years the man whose name was Charley gave a billon dollars in two weeks.

Charly was 34 years old.

He gave out golden tickets, but he didn't. His glooms did.

Glooms are little people, and I got one.

Hay look golden tickets are on Wonka Factory and I mean all over the factory.

On top news, golden tickets are all over Wonka factory. Five days for five tickets, it says, and for five people.

Simpsons Christmas

My name is Reindeer Jake. This is my snow story with the Simpsons.

One day on Christmas eve it was very snowy in Springfield.

Homer, time for work, said Marge.

I'll be ready in 5 minutes.

Kids are you ready for school, said Marge.

Homer, I said get ready for work.

Meanwhile Lisa was still asleep in a big bare bed.

Lisa, get up. Bart is eating breakfast.

Oh no, Bart is at breakfast, said Lisa.

Bye Lisa, Bart said.

Wow, said Bart. It is snowing.

Stop lying said Lisa

No, it really is snowing. Mom come here, Bart called.

"Shut up, Bart."said Marge

Wow. Homer honey, look at the streets.

No work for me, said Homer.

On top news, snow is now in Springfield.

Pow och man that hurt, said Bart when a snow ball hit him.

Sorry Bart, said lisa.

Next day:

Mom let me stay home please, Bart said.

OK.

Thanks mom, you're the best.

Ya, I know

Hay Lisa, I'm staying home. Ha, ha.

The House

One day a friend died. His name is Alin. He died. People say they can hear him say, Come with me and you will see.

And by the next day, I moved. I asked, Why are we moving?

Because of you, said Mom.

I said, What? Me? Why me?

Because me and your dad think you are the ghost. Even kids. The president thinks you are a ghost, and because of that we have to move away.

I thought that was stupid, and I really did. The next day I ran away because I thought I was going nuts.

Son, time to wake up, my mom came to get me.

I was not home. I went to school early like at 6:00A.M. I feel like someone is watching me a lot. Next day I was so mad walking up the stairs.

Mom can you please get me juice, please?

O.K.

Oh, Mom can you help me when you're done?

Yes.

Now here's your drink.

Right Mom. Why is this juice cloudy?

No reason. Just drink.

O.K. I take a big wig of it. I see drowsy stuff for some reason. Now I know my mom drugged me.

Why Did you drug me?

The Singer

One day a man was on the road and singing and a guy pulled up and said, "Nice. I like your singing." And that man was a guy who gave lessons to people that like to sing.

The guy brought the singer to his studio and wrote a script when he went on a big stereo and made up a rap song mixed with a love song his mother used to sing to him. The singer's name was Tony.

"Boy, get ready. You're on in ten minutes," the guy said to Tony.

OK. God I wish I had a dad to tell me how late to be out and all those good things.

Next day Tony was so tired. "Man, all that drinking rootbeer! I got bubbles!

Hi, said his frined who he went to school with. How are you?

I'm chillin' like a fillen dillen, said Tony.

OK. Peace, boy, said Tony's friend.

Yeah, bye. See you later, said Tony.

Who was that? said the guy who picked him up. Was that a friend?

Tony said, His name is Johnny, a guy who went to school with me.

Next day Tony was riding home to Alabama. He was out of the car walking. Boom! Boom! Boom! I am shot!

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