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My Special Ability
If I had a special ability, it would be flying and not getting tired. I wish it was flying because I could fly anywhere and save gas money. My family would save a lot of money because gas prices are so high. I would not fly commercially to places; I would fly by my self. For my hockey trips I would fly by my self. I would save a lot of money. I could get a really good job because of my ability to fly. Since I don't get tired I could carry a lot of stuff. That would be my special ability.
First Person To...
Prompt: What would you like to be the first person, ever, to do?
I want to be the first person to walk inside a chicken. I want to do that because I like to eat chicken and if I walk inside one, I could eat it. To do that, I will use my shrink ray to shrink me. Then, when the chicken is sleeping, I will walk inside of its mouth. When I get hungry I will get out my portable grill and cut a piece of chicken. The chicken will soon die and I will come out. I will be the first person to walk inside a chicken.
Mary, the janitor
Once there was a janitor name Mary that worked at North Cal Elementary. She started working there at 1975 and died in 1990.
Mary had 3 children. One boy and two girls (Calli, Kristen and Jacob.)
One night she was cleaning up after the schools basketball game. She started hearing someone call her name over and over again. She just didn't listen and kept working and she thought it was one of the kids.
About 10 minutes later she started hearing her kid's name. She yelled out, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
Once again she heard her name. She left to go clean the bathroom but as she walked do the doors they locked. She got scared. Then all of a sudden the bleachers flew up in the air and hit her. She was bleeding to death. She called for help but no one heard her.
The next morning when the gym teacher (Mrs. Maisey) came in the gym, it was normal. No blood, no body, just the regular gym.
Now the school gym is haunted with with her body. Every night she comes out and walks through the doors and goes through the school and laughs and thinks she is alive but she isn't. One year later her daughter, Kristen, dies in the school library. The library was haunted for the rest of the years it was up. The police never found the mom or daughter. The daughter died from the bookshelves falling on her.
Haloween Time
There once was a boy named John, and he loved Halloween. But every time he went he got called on and other people disliked his costume.Nobody felt sorry for him because, A: he had no friends, and B: people said mean things about his costumes.
Not even his family felt bad for him, well that sucks. Then on one Halloween night John had the scariest costume ever. John was The Boogy Man, and a Boogy Man is a thing I might say that scares you and haunts you at night. John was a friendly Boogy Man, and his one friend liked that idea. When John went to go trick-or-treating and candy a lot of people thought his costume was cool. John got so much candy that he had to go home and dump all his candy in a bigger bag, and go get some more.
When John went back to get more candy again he saw his best friend, Kyle, and went to go get candy together. When people gathered around they complimented John and Kyle and made at least fifteen friends. When John heard something he got scared and just kept walking. Then when John said a god from heaven... Silence!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the god said. The god said my name is God of Taking Candy From Little Kids. John said really that's your name?
The God said yeah you got a problem with that? John said that's the wierdest name I had ever heard and it will be the wierdest name I have ever heard in my life. Then the God started chasing all of us, and we all ran in my house, because John said that the God stepped in snow and it had hurt more than ever. John said we need water.
Kyle said why do we need water? John said snow turns into water and water mite be the Gods enemy. John went upstairs and asked his his mom where were the buckets. His mom said down stairs. John said thanks!! John found at least 20 of them but we only needed 17. John grabbed 17 buckets and handed them to everybody.
We all took turns filling the buckets and when we were done we went outside where the God was. John said on 3 throw. John said 1!! 2!! 3!!!! All of them dumped all the water on him. The God started melting and we said how bout you show us what you got, oh wait, you cant because your melting!! All of them started cheering and that took about 20 minutes. Then all of them went back to trick-or-treating.
The End
Halloween kids!!
Every Halloween there is a family, the Jones. They go all out for Halloween. A mom, dad, two sisters, and the boy Zack.
Zack is very popular at school. He has lots of friends but he has five main friends. Jariah, Sophia, Kaylee, David and Karly. Karly and Zack are very good friends. They have known each other since 1st grade. Zack has a big, blue house with a white fence going around. His mom, Patty, has lots of plants and flowers in the front of their house. His friends are all good except Kaylee and Jariah. They always get in trouble at school and at home so they rarely go trick or treating.
On Friday the 12, 2010 the kids went to Party Palace together to get costumes. Sophia is a dinosaur, Jariah is a rock-star, Karly is a nerd, David is a president Bush and Kaylee is going to be a robber going around stealing little kids candy.
The kids were so excited. About twenty minutes later they got kicked out of the store for putting on a bunch of costumes and making noise.
They all walked home after and laughed at all of the fun times they had in third grade. Then they spotted Robby the big bully at their school. He would always be mean to Karly because she likes Barbies. Zack sticks up for her but Robby is way bigger than all of them. They have told teachers but Robby always misses like half of the week of school and when he comes he's late.
It was Halloween morning. When Zack woke up he had lipstick on all over his face. He started laughing because he looked down and saw his little sister Charley with their mom's lipstick in her hand. He laughed, then went downstairs for breakfast.
There was eggs, pancakes, waffles, orange juice and oatmeal on the table. His older sister lauged at him. She asked what happened to his face. He just laughed and asked her to pass the juice and oatmeal.
After that he went to his room to get ready for school. He had to hurry because it was 8:17 and school started at 8:30. And he still had to wash off the lipstick. He was so excited to get his surprise costume from his mom. She walked in with a doll costume and a bag of makeup. His face got red like tomato soup.H e was mad. Zach told her to get a transformer costume not a doll one.
He left the house at 8:40 to meet Karly at the park at across the street to walk to school with her. She fell on the ground laughing. Zack yelled at her and said it wasn't funny but she kept laughing.
DINGGG. School was out and she kids were ready to go trick or treating. Zack and his friends went to a haunted house on Lakewood Ave. It was the first house that had ever made a haunted house on their street. They walked in the first part of it. There was a guy standing there dressed as a donut with a box of candy. Karly reached in the bag and pulled out a jolly rancher and two chocolate bars. They all got their candy and walked in.
There was blinking lights that were green and yellow going on and off with smoke coming up. There was a guy with chains wrapped around his hands and body saying, "HELP HELP." A guy with a chain saw came out and cut the chains. The kids screamed. In the next part there could only be two people at a time so they got a partner. Zack and Karly went first. There was blood all over the wall and bodies on the floor.
Karly couldn't stand a chance so she started running through the whole thing but then out popped out a monster. It had brown and gold teeth with junks of flesh going down its mouth. It was nasty but horrifying at the same time. Finally it was over. Kaylee and Jariah just walked through it just laughing and eating candy.They shared parts of what happened while walking through the woods to get to the mall. They had so much fun for the rest of the night and at 10:45 Kaylee was having a party at her house for them. The ended up staying at Kaylee's house all night eating candy and telling scary stories. Can't wait till next year!!!!!!
The Four Swords of Halloween
This Halloween we went trick or treating.
Here are the people that were going. Me smart, awesome, and dressed as a snowboarder. My brother is crazy, annoying, and dressed as a joker. Next his friend who is also crazy and annoying was dressed as a punk rocker. Last but definitely not least (this name has been censored for no apparent reason) well even though his name is not visible I can still describe him as crazy, one of my best friends, and he was dressed as Eminem.
Anyways we decided to go trick or treating at this creepy, probably abandoned house. So we go up to the house and ring the doorbell, “CREAK,” the door opens and this big hand pulls us in. “let us go” I say getting more scared by the minute. My brother started to squirm trying to get away.
“Silence.” says the hand. “Stop squirming.” Then my brother freezes, ice cold in fear.
After that I wake up to my friend and his brother screaming. I say, “Stop screaming and tell me why I just woke up.”
"You blacked out.”
“What?”
"Yeah the monster squished you and you blacked out,” said my friend.
After that something started making weird noises that kept getting louder and louder until I could see what was making the noises. It was on a weirdly shaped stage. I also saw his skeleton minions. The minions were chanting and marching in place.
The hand finally put us down. The “it” on the stage said, “We have some visitors.”
Then the it said, “Get them, you fools!” The "it" signaled his minions to start attacking, “Click, clack, click, clack.”
I say to everyone, “Guys, I see four different colored swords over there!” So we run as fast as we could to the swords.
"Click, clack.”
I yell to my brother, “Tell everyone to run as fast as they can and try to take out the leader, slicing our way through the minions. “Guys get down.” So we get down and the hand sweeps over us.
“That was close,” my friend said.
We get to the stage as fast as we could and went up to the leader. The leader said “you can't kill me; I’m too strong!”
So we say, “We don’t need to.” And we hold up our swords and they vanished with the leader and all his minions.
“We did it,” we all say as we walk away.
“I wonder if we will still get candy,” said my brother. "Hahahaha.”
Foster
"What are you going to be for Halloween, Drake?" asked Lily, Drake's best friend.
"Eh. I don't know. Halloween is kinda dumb in my opinion. I always get bad vis-" he was cut off by her.
"Yeah yeah. I know about your dumb visions." She sounded annoyed. As if she wanted to know what it felt like to have a vision.
Lily had long, shiny, thin blond hair, and blue eyes. But, sometimes, it seemed as though they were green, and glowing. Drake had shaggy brown hair that covered his eyes. He had bright blue eyes, but you could never tell, because you couldn't see them.
Drake zoned out. He was thinking about how his house was supposedly "haunted". At least, that's what Lily said.
"Hey, Drake. I got to go. I'll see you later, okay?" she said. Drake assumed she had to go to dinner.
"OK. Bye." He said this walking in the direction of his house, not even looking at her.
He heard her run away, with the pitter patter of her feet. They were in 7th grade. 12 years of age. Drake was almost 13. He was the oldest in his whole grade, and she was the youngest. She had just turned 12 last month.
When Drake got home, he went into the living room to find his sister hogging the remote, as always. His sister's name was Jennifer. She was 16, and had long red hair. She dyed it. It was brown, but then black, then blond, and now red. She's saying she wants it brown again. She kind of annoys Drake. Sometimes he comes home, and doesn't even recognize her.
"What's for dinner?" he asked her. He would usually ask his mom, but she died last year after is father left them.
"Thai." She sounded tired the way she said it.
"Do you have enough money for it?"
"Yeah."
He went into the kitchen where the phone was. He liked his kitchen. It had dark purple walls, with white trim. The cabinets were gray, and the appliances were stainless steal. He grabbed the phone, and dialed. Some lady picked up.
He ordered. When it got to their house, he ate really fast. He always sits alone in the kitchen when he eats, because his sister eats out in the living room, and watches TV. Drake was eating, when his cup tipped over. He had found it normal, since it happened every night. This is why Lily think their house is haunted.
He pulled his phone out of his pocket. He has 7 missed calls, all from Lily. He has 3 voice mails. All of them said about the same thing.
"DRAKE!! DRAKE!! Answer your phone!! I think I know something about your house!!! CALL ME BACK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!!"
Drake got rally worried and called her.
"Hello!?" Lily sounded anxious.
"Hi! Its me. What happened???" he was worried.
"I know something... Something not good..." she trailed on.
"You know on Halloween how you get bad visions? About a boy? Well, I know who that boy is!!! His name is Foster. Foster Zane!"
"Really!!?" He was very surprised.
"Yes, really! He died in a fire on Halloween in 1911. He was 12, like us. He died in YOUR house. I guess he haunts you now..."
"Whatever. Here I guess I'll look him up."
He got on his computer and looked up "Foster Zane, Greenland Street California, 1911." What showed up was a boy in a black and white old photo. He had black hair in the photo. Drake assumed it was brown. Right then as he was studying the picture, Foster seemed to... Smile. Originally, the boy had no smile, but just a blank face. He got closer the screen, and the boy moved his mouth... But nothing came out.
By now Drake was so confused. He wanted to scream, but he knew it wouldn't work. Foster appeared as if he were in the room. That's what it felt like anyway. Drake closed out. He called Lily back.
"Hello?" she said.
"He smiled at me!" he sounded panicked.
"What? Who?"
"FOSTER!!" He suddenly got scared.
"Whatever. You're just trying to scare me. By the way, are you going trick or treating tonight or what??"
He suddenly remembered. It was Halloween. He decided to just forget about this Foster kid, and got a white t-shirt that said, "This is my Costume," on it. He wore it every year. He doesn't understand why Lily asks him what he's going to be every year.
After that night, every year on Halloween, he would always see Foster. They would talk through sign language, since when he tried to talk, nothing came out. They became really good friends. Lily and Foster as well. They became a trio. Forever and always. THE END
A Halloween scare
On Saturday on the carnival I wasn't in costume. I told my cousins, Jordan and Justin, to go to the gym and play there while I put on my costume. My costume is Scream. I had to go in the bathroom to put my costume on.
My costume had everything black shoes, black pants, a knife, and black gloves. First I put black pants on and shoes and I put the scream mask on. When I was about to put my black robe on, I heard someone come in. I was standing half on the toilet when the person heard me.
He said, “Hello.”
In five seconds he heard me again. He looked down at the cell till he saw my black shoes and pants and .... The black robe. When he saw my whole costume, he panicked and thought I was the real killer. When he saw my mask I was about to open the door, and he screamed and he ran. And I was confused why he screamed.
I just walked out of the bathroom and found my two cousins. And that’s my Halloween story.
The man in the blood stained tie
"Stop! Oh great, now I've done it!"
"Aaaaaaaand there it goes," Jenny said as the bus pulled away. Jenny knew she couldn't break her perfect attendance record, so she ran after it with school papers flying and all. Suddenly an old-fashioned car came racing toward her. She tried to see the driver but in a shocking realization she became aware that she was alone.
There was no driver. Not a sound. Dead silence.
And right, as the car hit... It was gone. She was alone, on the ground and she was hallucinating. She raced back to her house terrified that she would see something else.
Jenny never made it to school.
She never made it to school because when she got there she knew she was not alone. Something was in there with her. Then she saw it... The man covered in blood. He was just as she remembered him, terrifyingly tall and black in his horrible suit and blood-stained tie.
"Hmmm. Mommy is there any juice left? I don't know swe...."
The painful flashback of her mother's death was truly terrifying, but it ended with that very man. "I don't what y-you want!" Jenny was crying now. She knew death was coming for her.
"This is my house; get out!" Jenny was so petrified that she was brain-dead and couldn't move. So the man took out a knife and stabbed her in the heart. And, she was dead.
FRIDAY THE 13
Hi, this is my Halloween story.
A girl and her friend were swimming in Hawaii. It was a full moon and (they had no school because they are home schooled) they wanted to go surfing at night. Their moms let them go only if they had a big group of friends.
So Brittany and Alana called a big group of friends. So at 11:30 everyone was at the beach, surfing. Midnight hits and BOOM, CRACKLE, POP, fireworks go off. "Wow," said Brittany.
"Cool; pretty," said Alana. At 1:30 AM the girls get to Alanas house. They were sufing and a shark bites off her arm. "AAAAHHHHH", screams Brittany!! My arm!!!! Weeks later her arm grows back!!!!
The Haunted House
It was Halloween night and my best friend in her white dress, leaf crown, and sparkly makeup dressed as a goddess, and me in my black dress, red and black wings, and black/sparkly makeup as a gothic fairy. We were on are way to Salcha for the scariest haunted house in Alaska.
We could not wait to get there and go in. It was a 45 minute drive to get from Fairbanks to Salcha, but to my friend and I it was forever. When we got there we ran to the line. There was about 50 people in front of us. It was about an hour until we went in it.
It was so scary. When we started to walk the wall moved so we could not go back out the entrance. Inside the maze with the moving walls, we herd moaning. "Ooooooo." And screaming. "Aaaaaaaaa!" Then a man with a chainsaw.
When we ran back, we ran into a moving wall. We ran so fast we passed the exit. But the man was right behind us so we ran until we lost him. I looked back and the walls were moving. We were lost again. We walked for a while until we found the exit. My friend ran to the door, and I ran with her.
When we got out we ran to the car and got ready to go home. My friend and I are not going back there any time soon, that's for sure.
My Soul to Take
Yesterday, this person on a certain day comes out and kills all the kids that turn sixteen.
Today, my friend got killed. It was weird cause it was his birthday and we have the same birthday. My name is Jaidin. My friend's name was Todd. There is this myth that said that on a certain day comes out from the lake and kills all the kids that were born in that city when they turn Sixteen. I wonder if that myth was true.
But there are six more kids in this city that was born in this city. So I'm not worrying.
By three o'clock three of them people already died. I think this myth is coming true, i told my friend. Dude we have to figure out who is doing this.
I don't know man, my friend said.
By eight o'clock all of the people that are turning sixteen died except me and my friend. BOOM! Someone comes into my from my window. CRASH! POW! Me and him end up fighting. I run away downstairs into the basement. BOOM! Down the door and punches me.
The Little Pumpkin
Once there was a little plump pumpkin that was as cute as could be. But since he was plump none of the other pumpkins liked him. That made him really sad. While all the other pumpkins got sold he just sat there.
One day a little boy looked through the bin and picked him up. When he got home he carved the pumpkin and set him outside. It was pitch black! When the boy shut the door the pumpkin started to hear creepy sounds like, "WHO WHO WHO." And, "BARK BARK."
The next day little kids and big kids started to walk up to the door and the lady gave them candy. The little boy dressed weirdly and went house to house asking for candy. He came back with a full sack of candy. Then all of the kids were gone. I was puzzled.
The little boy came outside and grabbed me. He took me inside and set me in his room. But later that night his mom came in and grabbed me. She took me into the kitchen and threw me in the trash can. I think she was in league with the other pumpkins.
Spooksville
Wham! Whack! Bam!
Once again somebody squashed the pumpkins. It was probably the neighbor, who would most likely win an award for being a jerk. I hated Halloween; it was too scary. The boys on my street took their costumes way too scary, which I hated.
As I turned off the song, "Monster Mash" on the radio, I heard DING-DONG. It was a turtle and a bunny. Before they could say trick-or-treat I slammed the door. I thought go "Go buy Candy." All of a sudden I heard a horse trotting. But we lived in the city; there was no horses. I was frightened. Last year my sister told me a "Headless Horseman" story.
Then I heard somebody whisper, "Oh Danielle!" I was so scared. I called the cops. They said they're sick of prank calls, and hung up. I told my mom. She said please quit, she was tired.
I went to bed and then and I woke up wrapped in a spider's web. I started screaming. Then a headless horseman told me to shut up. Then he said we arrived in Spooksville. It made no sense. I studied the map a lot. Never heard that before.
Next thing you know somebody was carrying me. All they said was you will be talking to the king. OUCH!!! SLAP!! They just dropped me on the floor. I had no time to be a wimp, I had to get out. I pulled out my pocket knife and ripped open the web.
I was in a large pumpkin castle. THUMP!!!! THUMPETY!! THUMP!!! There was a big ugly man in a super scary mask. Wait, it wasn't a mask AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Finally the king arrived. He said I better start having a Halloween sprit, or he would turn me into a pumpkin. HE sent me home. Then the next halloween. I .... wore a very scary mask, carved ten pumpkins, threw a Halloween party, and did a lot of Halloween stuff.
Home Alone; for two weeks
One day I came home from a long day of school, and my mom was gone. I thought she was at a meeting. I ate some popcorn, took a nap, and got up. She still wasn't home. I was scared. So I went to Ebay.com and then I got a pink ninja suit. A week later, still no mom. My ninja suit came! I put it on. I was ready to find my mom.
I didn't know where to start, so I went to her work. Her boss said to find my parent guardian or he is going to get security to help me. How can he say that to me if I was wearing a ninja suit?! The cops were at my house; they said my mom didn't pay her bills for two weeks, so I went to my piggy-bank. Only like five bucks, so I ran away.
I lived with a homeless guy for weeks. I finally went to my house to look at it a last time, and then I saw my mom!!! She hugged me and I said where were you? She said, "Vacation." I was mad. She said it was a "Home Alone" movie mistake. After that they made a movie of the accident, "Home Alone; for two weeks".
my room is a mess
My room is a mess it has all kinds of stuff on the floor and on everything.
There’s UNDERWARE everywhere, and Day Old Pizza smelling bad on my bed, and spilled orange soda on the TV, not to mention bird seed over here & over there. There’s also Cat poop all over the place, and my sister messes everything up, and lastly my NEW bed made my room look like a pig sty.
NONE OF THIS IS ACTUALLY REAL SO DON’T BOTHER TEASING ME.
GIR from the future
One day, when I was at the park, I saw a pink ball of lightning pop up out of nowhere and that's when I met him... I met Gir, Gir from the future. He came up to me and said, “HHHIII! IIIMMM GGGIIIRRR, from the future, WHO ARE YOU!!!”
“OW, geeze, you don't need to yell; I'm right here," I said.
“Okay, But Who Are You? Huh!?”
“My name's Ryan, I'm a human.”
“I Knew That, Duh Im Not Stupid!”
“Yeah sure... so where you fro......”
“AH,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA!!!...oooohhhh whats that?”
“That's a sq...”
“Yeah but what is it!”
“It's a ...”
“what is it?”
“A SQUIRREL!!! Now what’s so funny?" I asked.
“Wha, oh, uuuhhh nothing, just........... your voice it... so funnyyyhhha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!”
“What, no its not!”
“Yes it is!” said Gir.
“YOU ARE SO ANNOYING!!!” I insisted.
“I know.”
“Why?”
“I DON'T KNOW!!!”
“I'm bored, do you play video games?” I asked.
“Well, it depends," he replied. "Do you have any?”
“TONS, Wahna play some?”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!”
“OKAY, LETS GO”
“OKAY,as long as you don't hurt me.”
“I wo... well... okay,” I said.
The wizards wand
Last month I met a wizard, who said if I helped him find his wand he would grant me three wishes.
“Yeah, right, like I haven’t heard that before.” I said.
“Oh, but im not kidding Ill grant you three wishes.” He said.
So i helped him look for his wand. I found it. I wanted an airsoft minigun, an ipod touch, and the power to make anything appear out of thin air.
So time for my first wish, which by the way didn’t go the way I wanted it to.
“I want an airsoft minigun.” I said.
And he chanted this really weird chant that goes like this...
“Itiy, bity, mity, lity, ba!” And then out of thin air came my minigun. But it wasn’t a minigun with the 6 electronically rotating barrels, but a literal minigun like a really small gun.
It didn’t even fit in my hand.
“Okay that back fired a little bit.”
Wish 2 wasn’t much better. I wished for an Ipod touch,then,
“Itiy, bity, mity, lity, ba!” he said.
I said,”Awesome I finally ha... WHAT ITS BROKEN, WHAT THE HECK!!!”
“Better be careful what you wish for.”
wish number 2, goodbye.
My 3rd wish wasn’t what I expected at all.
“I want to be able to make anything that I want appear...”
“Itiy, bity, mity, lity, ba!”
“Wait I didn't finish.”
“Too late.”
So than i try ed out my new “ability”.
“Okay I want a remote control car,” I said.
But at the same time I was thinking of Godzilla. So instead of getting a remote control car, I got a remote control godzilla.
THE END
Creepy pumpkin head
One spooky HALLOWEEN my entire family was out doing something. My parents were at a Halloween party, me and my friends were trick-or-treating, and my sister was... well know that I think about it I don't know what she was doing. Oh well. So back to the story. My friends and I were out at an old people home called the Pokey Old Retirement Home and while we where there I saw an old lady saying,”Oh pumpkin give me thoughts of how i should decorate my place for the kids who want candy and junk.”
And I thought I was weird, talk about
creepy old ladies. So than my friends and I left the weird retirement home and went to another neighborhood and as we turned the the corner we saw something that made Johsef pee his pants.EWWW!
IT WAS A FLOATING PUMPKIN HEAD! *SSSSCCCCRRRREEEEAAAAMMMM!!!*
So we darted back around the corner so it wouldn’t see us. We thought it hadn’t but oh we were wrong. When we turned around there it was with its flamming and beaty human like eyes they looked like slits. Its mouth was like a cartoon and its face all put together looked like a human. But luckuly I was wereing my master chief costume wtich had a gun holster sewed onto it by my mom.
Before the night had started I loaded my cap gun with caps. So out of defense I pulled it out of its holster and pulled the trigger and after the “BANG!” All a sudden the pumpkin blew up! “KABLEWY”
“It is dead” I said. Then Gorge grabbed his trumpet (He was a soldier.) and he played that song that means a good soldier has died or something like that. And now here is a spooky goodbye. HAPPY HALLOWEEN and SAYONARA SUCKERS!!!
Three Wishes
One day I was extremely bored when suddenly I saw a lone shoe. Little did I know that this lone shoe was the key to my three wishes. I then had a sudden urge to rub it. Out of the shoe came a red misty figure. This mysterious figure then exclaimed, ”BOOM! Ya got three wishes!”
I didn’t know which was less believable, there being a genie here, or that a genie came out of a shoe.
For my first wish, I wished for a pot of gold. But this genie was just like in the movies. He tricked me! Instead of giving me a pot of gold, he gave me a pot filled with gold. That’s not what I asked for at all! But I suppose it doesn’t make to much of a difference.
For my next wish I wished for a leprechaun. Why, you might ask? So I could tease and annoy him about the fact I had a pot of..I’m sorry a pot filled with gold and he didn’t. I stopped teasing him when his face turned redder than his beard. Man, you should’ve seen him. A guy that’s an inch tall and as red as a cherry. Ha!
Now I had to be careful, it was my third and final wish. If I made a screwy wish I’d be stuck with it. So I wished for the simplest thing known to man. A fish. It was simply to eat for dinner. It was my favorite too, rainbow trout.
In the end it all turned out good. We had the fish for dinner, I probably should’ve asked the genie to have it already cooked and gutted. I was rich from the pot of.. sorry again, the pot filled with gold. The leprechaun can roam the house as long as he doesn’t cause mischief. So that’s the story of my three wishes.
Headless Horseman
One Halloween night Corey and I were walking down a dark trail and we started to see a light coming down the path behind us. Then Corey started to hear horse beats coming so Corey and me started to run as fast as we could. We both dropped our candy bags. We glanced back and the Headless horseman was zooming down the path holding his sword up in the air. Me and Corey both jumped into some bushes; we peaked our head out of the bush and the headless horseman‘s head was on fire. He just kept on going, so me and Corey jumped out of the bush back onto the trail and we were heading home when all of the sudden we saw him coming back.
Corey said, he’s back, real quiet, and then the headless horseman charged at me and Corey. We were running as fast as possible and then Corey tripped and fell over a root sticking right out of the ground. Corey looked up at the headless horseman and the headless horseman pulled out his sword and cut off Corey’s head. He stopped, and I faced him. He charged at me and I tripped his horse. He flew to the ground and I picked up his sword and stabbed him in the heart and broke his pumpkin head. That was the last time I saw Corey and the headless horseman ever again.
The weird crash
Once I was on a space trip with all of my friends and all of a sudden the ship started to shake, and we landed at the wrong place. We landed at a farm with cows and horses, and other animals. So the pilot came to the back of the space ship and said, “If you know how to fly a space ship raise your hand.” My friends, Red Fox and Lolipop, tickled me under my arm and they made me raise my hand.
The pilot pulled me from the seat and said,”Fly us now!” I tried to say that I don’t know how to fly a space ship, but he kept talking. I tried to fly it and I was doing good until we crashed in the lake and my leg went against a crazy button and the windows opened and closed and kept doing that for 1 minute, but everyone was all right.
The pilot that flew the space ship was fired, and he almost went to jail, but he was not guilty.......... I was!
I stayed in jail for four years and I'm out today.
This was a true story.......Not.
The cookie monster was rude.
One day I just woke up and went to the kitchen. When all of the sudden the cookie monster was stealing my cookies from the cookie jar, so I ran upstairs and got my skateboard, and hit the cookie monster in the head. I told him never to come back but the next night he was back. But he had my parents and my skateboard in his hands. Before I could get my baseball bat from under the counter that I put there this morning, he had left. And so I was walking around looking for him, and I saw him walking in a alleyway. So I snuck up on him, got a two by four and hit him in the back of the head. Then I found my parents tied up to the sewer, and I saved them. And the cookie monster never came back to my house ever again.
The Nightmare of a Pumpkin
I was stalking a little, black mouse, almost ready to pounce when Jagtooth said, “Oh you silly furball. You will never catch the mouse like that Cheetahflame.”
The mouse noticed me and ran to the mouse hole.”Arrrgh! I almost had it! Next time, be a little more quiet you mousebrain!” I hissed.
“Sorry, sheesh! I just wanted to let you know that the Twolegs are going to carve pumpkins tomorrow,” Jagtooth replied.
“Thanks for letting me know because I will see to them tonight for myself,” I said.
“You’re welcome. Hey, say “hi” to the pumpkins for me, Cheetahflame,” Jagtooth said.
“No, you are coming with me. Wait, are you scared?” I teased.
“No! I am not scared of pumpkins! Although, they are kind of creepy,” Jagtooth mewed defensively.
Then, I was dragging Jagtooth by the tail all the way to the pumpkins with him pleading to let him go. I said, “Are you a cat or a mouse?”.
“I-I-I’m a-a-a c-c-cat,” Jagtooth stuttered.
“Then, start acting like one Jagtooth,” I snapped.
We finally arrived at the place where the Twolegs put the pumpkins for the night.
“Okay Jagtooth, you can open your eyes now,” I purred.”It’s not so scary, I promise you,”.
“I’m trusting you. Please don’t pull any tricks on my tail at all. Please Cheetahflame, please!” Jagtooth wailed.
“You can trust me Jagtooth, I’m not pulling any tricks. Plus,I have been dragging you by the tail in order to get here right by the pumpkins.You have also been wailing like a lost kit which stressed me out. I’m in no mood to pull any pranks. Open your eyes now!” I growled.
Fury was burning in my eyes so much that I had to hold it back. I was within a heartbeat away from slashing his muzzle.I ended up sinking them into the shaggy carpet. I thought how the Twolegs would react if I got in a fight with Jagtooth. They would take me to the vet and put me down (A gentle way of them saying “to kill an animal”).
“Okay, my eyes are open. Wow! These pumpkins are huge!I still think pumpkins are kind of creepy.” Jagtooth said in awe.
I stood there giving Jagtooth a funny look for a minute. After we exchanged glances, I thought we were going to check out the pumpkins. He was giving me the look that he was hungry. I scanned the room for an easy meal,
“Hey Jagtooth, come here. I found food! It’s called ‘catnip’,” I yowled with delight.
Jagtooth bounded over to me and said,”Wow! Food for us! Uh Cheetahflame, will this taste the same as fresh kill?”.
“I dunno, but it says it is for cats anyway. We can eat it but not all of it, we need to save for later Jagtooth,” I replied.
We ate for a few minutes then, we looked for big pumpkins. Purposely, Jagtooth hid behind a pumpkin and when I wasn’t expecting it, he jumped out from behind it and said, “Boo!”.
“Aaaaaahhhhhh!” I screamed,”You are such a mousebrain! You almost made my fur fly off!”.
“I’m just having a little fun Cheetahflame. Keep your fur on,” Jagtooth mewed.
“J-J-Jagtooth, t-t-the p-pumpkin is m-moving. L-Let’s g-get out of here,”I stuttered.
“What do you mean by the pumpkin is moving?” Jagtooth asked.
“The pumpkin with the evil, glowing eyes and opening and closing it’s mouth and is coming right for us. Jagtooth, I think we should run,” I said.
“No, we should just stand here and get eaten Cheetahflame,” Jagtooth said.
We ran as fast as we could,but the pumpkin was too fast and hit me.I fell to the ground hard and couldn’t get up.Suddenly, Jagtooth jumped up to fight it. The pumpkin bit him. He yowled with pain and blood gushed from his underbelly.
“Cheetahflame,I know we from different clans but, I love you. I always have and will never stop. You walk in my dreams, and now I will walk in yours,” Jagtooth rasped.
After saying those words,his breathing stopped, his fur got cold, Jagtooth was dead.
“Nooooo!! Jagtooth, why did you have to die?!! He risked his life for me and he died. I have always loved him too. He is now on his way to Starclan. I will miss you Jagtooth,” I mewed with a voice filled with despair.
“Cheetahflame! Cheetahflame, wake up, you’ve been asleep the entire morning! Firestar is choosing cats to go to the Gathering. Are you going?” Panthercloud said, “I heard you scream, are you okay?”
I opened my eyes and saw myself in Thunderclan camp. I also found out that every cat was staring at me in the warriors’ den.
“Hey, where is Jagtooth?” I asked with curiosity.
“Jagtooth? Oh, he is in Riverclan. Really Cheetahflame, are you okay?” Panthercloud asked with concern.
“Yes, I’m okay, just let Firestar that I’m going, okay?” I said.
“Okay, I’ll tell him. Just calm down, it was only a nightmare,” Panthercloud said.
That is when I was relieved that it was just a bad dream.
EEEEEEWWWWWW!!!(Messy room story)
Once, the there was a room, in the realm of non existence, on the planet of non existence, in the back of the non existing house....of non existance. This was the most disgusting, smelly, and moldy non-existing room of all non existing rooms. The floor was wet with the water of a sewage spill. The stench of 3 day old garbage filled the room. The rug was soiled with dirt from the bottom of the dirtiest boots ever. The room was filled with vermin; termites were spilling from the wall, roaches were in every nasty corner, and spider webs covered the cieling! On the top of the bed, dog poop was smashed into the sheets, and the pillows were home to hundreds of moths, and under the bed? The least can say was that there was moldy and rotting food under it. There was other stuff that I don’t even want to go into right now and..... I honestly don’t know what some of the stuff was. Well that's the story of the non existent disgusting house.
Naomi is Rude and Evil!!!!!!!
You might think Naomi is sweet, but living with her is a never ending nightmare. I will tell you all the evil, mean things she does to me.
When she started to walk, that’s when all the trouble started.
One day, I asked my mom for peanut butter. Naomi walked up to me and said “Sabrina, here’s some peanut butter,” and smashed a handful of peanut butter in my face.
“MOOOOOOOM!!!!” I screamed at the top of my lungs. Mom zoomed down the stairs to see what was the matter.
“What happened?” Mom asked.
“Naomi shoved peanut butter in my face,” I replied.
“She’s just a little girl. Don’t take it so hard on her,” Mom said.
“Okay,” I mumbled.
When I went upstairs to my room I saw Naomi tearing up my library books when I had them out of her reach. “Naomi!!! Those are expensive books!!! Leave them alone!!!!” I yelled. Once again Mom zoomed up the stairs to see what happened.
”What is going on?” Mom asked.
“ Naomi tore up my books when I had them out of reach!” I complained.
“Oops! It’s my fault. After I read them, I forgot to put them back. I’ll pay for them. How much do they cost?” Mom said.
“ Twenty dollars each. I had two books,” I said. My day was bad enough already.
I went downstairs to do my homework for math class and I saw Naomi cutting up my homework.
I was so angry that my face was as red as a tomato. I took the scissors away from Naomi and scolded her. But she did not care and ran off.
Later, I asked Naomi if she wanted to play a video game. Naomi said yes and the game was on. We had a lot of fun playing. I won and Naomi got angry and smacked me for an entire hour. She has bad sports man ship.
Naomi invited her friends over so she can have a magic show. I loved magic and begged to be a volunteer of Naomi’s magic show. But, a few minutes later, I found out that I made a bad choice.
The first act was that I had to have my head underwater so she could make it disappear and reappear. I got nervous. What if Naomi forgot the spell and I drowned? When I put my head underwater, I did not take in enough air. I tried to put my head up but, Naomi was holding my head down. After I got my head out of the water, I fell to the floor and and stayed there for a few minutes. When I stood up, it was time for the next act.
This act is where Naomi had to cut my left arm off. I got in the box and Naomi was getting ready to cut my arm off. My arm was dangling out. I pulled it in at the right time and screamed.
Naomi jumped back with fright and realized that I pulled my arm in the box. She got angry and then she calmed down.
In the last act, I thought I was going to die. I had to stand in a box and have Naomi throw knives at the box I was in. Naomi only threw five knives at the box.
When that was over, I changed my clothes because they were drenched from the first act and walked to my friend’s house.
When I knocked on the door, --Naomi put an acorn in my pants making sure that a squirrel saw it. The squirrel leaped in my in my pants. I twitched and squirmed around like crazy.
This lasted for the entire time I was at my friend’s house and all the way home too. The squirrel finally jumped out of my pants with an acorn and in a tree.
I was so exhausted from my rough day and laid on on my bed to go to sleep and relax. And that was the worst day of my life.
The wand
On my way to school, I found a magic wand; it was in a bush. At first I thought it was a regular wand, but when I was beat boxing, I said, "Boom boom!" And before you know it, the street turned to ice.
Then I said "This will be fun," and I put the wand in my backpack. I showed my friends, D.B., Clara, Garrius, and Jerimiya.
At first they didn't believe me, but then I said, "Boom, boom!" and turned our teacher into a panther. Then my friends believed me, and then everybody ran for their lives. Everybody made it except the panther.
So school got canceled because of... well, a panther. When I walked home I threw the wand back in the bushes. When I got home I looked out the window and saw another kid find it, and that's my story.
My Magic Wand
My name is Jake, and I'm a collector of strange items. And it was on my way to school that morning that I saw the wand. It was laying right side up in the snow, it's crimson tip sparkling like fiery embers. I also forgot to mention that I'm an inventor; I invent peculiar things like a jet that is incredibly sleek and comfortable. The black jet was only one of my many inventions.
Anyway, I looked out the window and spotted the wand. I put the jet on cloaking mode, which it vanished from sight. Then after doing a bioscan to make sure no one was around, I hit the button and descended down the ramp. I crept over to the glowing stick and snatched it up, and stuffed it in my pocket and climbed into the plane.
On the way to school I studied the wand; there were strange markings on it, as if it were from a different planet. It still gave out a crimson glow, but sometimes changed colors ever so slightly. It was blue, red, green, purple and grey. Time flies so fast, so the next thing I knew I was listening to Mr.Noon talk about ratios in math. "...So as you can see ratios are very important in life." He finished the lesson quickly then we gobbled down snack.
Then we began social studies. The rest of the day went on like this until recess. At recess, I played football with the usual gang. As I played, I noticed I was running faster. I looked into my pocket and saw the wand glowing bright yellow for speed. As I got bored I decided to go on the hill and play. The sledding hill was tall and big. I walked up the hill, and my boots seemed to slide up, as if they were connected to an imaginary conveyor belt. When I got to the top I got a sled and hurled down the massive hill. It might have been me, but I seemed to be going faster and faster! The sled hit a bump and flew down sideways, when I got up I looked myself over, there was absolutely no snow on me, not a speck!
It was then that I realized what happened, I looked in my pocket and saw the wand glowing white. Later, when I got home, I saw a homeless guy on t.v. I saw the wand glow gold and the guy suddenly became rich. I gasped, and suddenly knew the wand could do anything, I had to return it now! The thing that happened to the homeless guy was great but, I knew the magic could work just the opposite.
I asked my dad if he would drive me to the location where I found the wand. "Sure, Jake, just wait a few minutes while I make a call."
He dialed a number on his cell phone and talked to some guy I didn't know. I listened to him talk, and when he finally hung up, he said, "Okay I'm ready to go."
We drove to the spot in my dad's small silver car. Once we got there, I asked him to wait in the car while I put the wand back. He just smiled and nodded. I crept and stuck it in the exact place that I found it. A few minutes later we left to go back to my house and ate dinner. Shish! What a day!
The Magic Wand
On my house when I saw this stick that was glowing purple. I took it in my room and put it on my book shelf. Then at 10 o'clock I went to sleep. No sooner did I close my eyes, the room was filled with luminescent light and the dust on the wall moved and started to form the words, "wish for anything." I was stunned!
I had never seen this kind of stuff in my life. So I said I wish the school blew up. Then I heard a big boom and the school blew up... You got to admit that was cool. I mean, the school just... bam! and its gone.
Then from that day on, I wished for an exbox360 and a wii and a playstation3 and all that cool stuff. After that I wished for a mansion. I also wished to be the richest guy on earth. Then I got an Ipod touch and all the stuff I ever wanted.
I wished that all the little army guys that my brother had attacked him when he went in the room. When he came in, the little mini guys started to shoot little missiles and little bullets at him. He was like running around the room calling for mommy and saying his pants were on fire and that is when I made them stop. After that I got bored And I threw the wand away, and then had a normal life.
BUT... I forgot to put the school back!
Magic Wand
One morning I was getting ready for school. I left the house on my bike. Meanwhile a alien crashed next to our school. The FBI came, and they shot it. It didn't hurt him much.
Then it went in his ship and got out a wand. The FBI stopped and stared; then it said, youfjds willbhec dielkcds. Then the wand turned into a big robot and shot a plasma ball. The FBI then, with a flash of light,were all vaporized. Somehow I just found a gun that hit me in the face and the robot turned back into a wand. I pulled the trigger and said, eat lead. And I shot it in the brain.
It blew up blue blood and then the blood vaporized. There was no evidence. I picked up the wand; it looked like a cheap 50 cent wand. Then when I thought of something, it glowed, then turned gold, then that something that I thought would happen, well... It would happen.
So this is what I did. Having no clue of what to do, I took it to school. When I got there, well, I thought of something. I was thinking of a zombi eating the alien. Then on accident, the zombie ate the teacher. I wasn't sure who it was, the gym teacher or the music teacher. Then It thought of it to go away, and then it disappeared.
At that moment I just realized that the cheap wand would be a dangerous weapon that couldn't be controlled by humans. Then I took the spaceship and set a destination. It went to Mars and the wand went with it to...
the end.... or not.


