Duplicatory Story

Today, Friday the 13th, I got a corrugated cardboard box, three yards of wire, 12ft by 12ft aluminum sheet, some magnets, a 3ft long true stone, and a couple of antennae. I put the box open-side down. I cut two square feet of aluminum into one inch squares and I attached these to wire like a wire delta and the wire led up to where inside the box the magnets, the true stone, the antennae and the 7ft squared aluminum. I made a solar panel out of some wire and aluminum and I made a radio adapter. I tested it and out came 3 ipods. I decided to let chance take control and I actually cloned 10 Frankensteins that rampaged and so, I got a monkey wrench and I hit them on the head and unscrewed their major bolts and they fell apart. I thought: " A typical Friday the 13th."

I tried to find out what went wrong and I wound up cloning several pteradons. I thought: "Oh well but I need the W.I.N.G. [Worldwide Interuse Nautical Gravitydefier] that I made last Friday the 13th, my monkey wrench, a laser-light, and my bow, quiver, and arrow set!"