Zombie Butts From Uranus book report

The name of my book is Zombie Butts From Uranus. The author is Andy Griffiths. In my book zombie butts invade earth controlled by the great white butt. Zach is a main character and he thought he killed it. I think Zach is a good butt fighter but he doesn't believe in himself.

Zach is a junior league butt fighter. He didn't win any simulator games so he ran away. He found a butt feeler and his butt can talk and detach itself. Its kind of creepy. She felt it and gave him some ketchup. He found about the zombie butts when he got to Mabel Town. His grandmother lives there. She was always prepared for war like this. His grandma was a famous butt fighter. Zach doesn't know that. They went to their attic and it was a butt fighter control room.

A girl from the academy came in a buttmobile. She picked them up. They meet up with two other butt fighters. They burned some butts and they got knocked out from the smell. Zach's parents are on a secret E-Mission. They are on Uranus right now. They got kidnapped to the Magitorium. A butt was talking to Zach down in the Magitorium. The maggot lord came out and made a deal with them. They half to bring zombie butts to his kids. they did. They mutant maggots ate them and died. Then they woke up and the were mutant zombie maggots.

The great white butt came to earth to take over. When he got there e scared all the mutant zombie maggots away. On uranus Zachs mom hit the great white butt with a perfume bomb. The great white butt blasted Zach grandma and the two other butt fighters. Zach and Elinor tried to kill it. and they did.

Zachs parents came back and Zach got a certificate and the teachers of the junior league got unzombie buttified and Gran went somewhere they don't know. And they lived their life as butt-fighters. I think this book is really good and gross. I recommend that kids read this book not adults.