my room is a mess

My room is a mess it has all kinds of stuff on the floor and on everything.

There’s UNDERWARE everywhere, and Day Old Pizza smelling bad on my bed, and spilled orange soda on the TV, not to mention bird seed over here & over there. There’s also Cat poop all over the place, and my sister messes everything up, and lastly my NEW bed made my room look like a pig sty.

NONE OF THIS IS ACTUALLY REAL SO DON’T BOTHER TEASING ME.