The day I turned into a Squid, Monkey and a Giraffe!!

One day I was reading the news paper and I came across an article that said You can be turned into any Animal you can think of with the help of a Scientist. Well I called the number and the person on the other line said, "Thank you for calling; you were the 1st one to call. What animal or animals would you like to be turned into."

"I would like to be turned into a Monkey, Giraffe an maybe even a Squid ," I said very excitedly. The woman took a long time to answer, but after like 5 minutes she finally answered.

"k the package of supplies will be there in the next 24 hours," She answered with not a very excited tone.

"Does that come with a free scientist,"I asked thinking that she would say no way are you crazy that will add another 20 dollars to the bill.

"Yes it does and do you want the scientist to be weird, funny, nice, smart or dumb,." She answered with the same tone that was really getting annoying.

"Umm I think I want the Scientist to be nice an very smart, but not the kind of smart that is annoying,"I said very loudly just to make sure she heard the annoying part.

"k, my manager just told me to tell you that since you are the only person who has called us then we will make the delivery man get the packages there in 2 hours," she said with a high pitched tone now.

"k, bye bye,"I said happy to finally get off the phone.

So when I was waiting for the packages to arrive I was really bored. I ate 5 hot dogs, 2 packages of mac & cheese an almost 1 gallon of Orange Tang my favorite drink. When the delivery man finally came he want to talk about the side affects of the power stuff. I don't really remember because I wasn't listening. So when I first saw the Scientist I thought that this is going to be the best time of my life this person looks really smart and nice.

But when I got in the house the Scientist had to point out every little thing that was wrong with my house. It was horrible but after that she told me what to do an what to do with the power stuff.

Here are the directions that I had to follow:

*Open the powder of what ever kind of animal you want to be first.

*Then put it into a 5 pint holder bowl.

*Then add 4 pints of orange tang

*Then let it freeze for 2 1/2 hours

*Then heat it up at 600 degrees in the oven for 3 minutes
(CAUTION: will be extremely hot so let it sit for 12 minutes.)

* Drink about 1/3 of the potion an make sure to drink it outside.

So my scientist read out all the directions to me an I followed all of them. When we were waiting for the 2 1/2 hours we played with his dog that he brought with him an then we went to the park. Then we got back to the house it had been 2 3/4 hours so it was a little harder than it was suppose to be so we decided to put it in for 6 minutes instead of 3 and it worked.

Then we watched 12 minutes of the history channel. Then finally we went outside and drank the potion, and instead of turning into a monkey, I turned into a squid that was orange with spots.

So I was dying because I was a squid out of water. My scientist went to the grocery store to buy a 36 gallon pool to put me in. When he got back i had moved myself into the shade by the water hose. so he rolled me into the pool an blew it up an then filled it with water an I was so happy .

Then like 12 minutes later I turned back into a 12 year old girl. So instead of making the other potions separately I made then together and doubled the recipe. When it was done I drank it an turned into a monkey with an very very very long neck like a giraffe. I was very hungry so I ate the scientist, haha. He tasted like chicken an bacon with too much blood.