Stuff-Mart song from a movie

Check it out check it out!

If you want a big hat, we got that!
If you need a tube of glue, we got that too!
A twenty-gallon wok, they're in stock!
But if you need refrigerators to keep extra mashed-potatoes
or a giant air compressor to blow fruit-flies off your dresser
or a dehydrated strudel, or a nose ring for your poodle,
or a five-pound can of tuna, and some flippers to go scuba!

Scuba scuba, scooby dooby dooba here we go scuba come on!

If you need a rubber hose, we got those!
A Rhododendron tree, we got three!
A wrap-around deck, gotta check!
But if you need a window scraper,
and a gross of toilet paper,
or a ratchet set and pliers,
and surround sound amplifiers,
and a solar turkey chopper,
or a padded gofer bopper,
flannel shirts for looking grungy,
and some rope for going bungee!

Bungee bungee, bungee wungy fungy here we go bungee come on!

And these are only just some of the wonderful things yet to come because happiness waits at the Stuff-mart, all you need is lots more stuff.