Attack of the Monster

"RAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!"

"Look out, it's the monster!"

The monster runs to the outskirts of the city and terrorizes the people who live there. The monster picks up a helpless woman and throws her into a brick wall, breaking her spine and killing her instantly, then walks over to her and eats her, spilling her guts everywhere. After 2 days of this everyone has been eaten or left, so the monster went into the city.

In the city the monster got a whiff of some cookies and followed the scent to a bakery. A old lady and her husband ran the shop and when they saw a monster walk into their shop they were scared out of their shoes. The monster tasted one of the cookies and loved it. When the old lady realized the monster loved the cookies she gave him a bag of cookies. The monster took the cookies and the old lady out of the city and into the country side.

When the Army finally came, the old man went to them and said "Help me please!"

"What's happened?" said the officer in command.

"The monster loved our cookies and when my wife realized this she gave him a bag of cookies. Then the monster took the cookies and my wife into the countryside."

"Darn! He's got a hostage. Hopefully he'll choke on the bag of cookies and suffocate."