Haircut

"Once upon a time there, "said Bob.

"Hey did you see Joe's new haircut?" said Dave rudely interrupting Bob.

"I know it's so cool I love it!" said Trevor.

"Excuse me but I was telling a story!" said Bob.

"So we were talking about a cool new haircut," said Dave.

"And what were you going to tell, a boring old fairy tale!" said Trevor.

"N.. Not really. OK, yes!"

Just get on with it!"Said Bob.

And so Bob left and Trevor, Dave went on talking about Joe's new haircut, Dave said that the haircut looked so smooth it was as smooth as a baby's butt, maybe even softer.

"I want that haircut," said Trevor!"

"NO I want that haircut!"

and in the history of haircuts the biggest fight broke out!

"HEY!!! Maybe you both can have the same haircut"

And Dave looked at Trevor and Trevor looked at Dave and then they both made up and the were called the twins because they had the same haircuts forever. Until Joe got a new haircut.