Warning; DO NOT READ

If you are reading this story you obviously didn't listen to the title so I am giving you one warning, DO NOT READ.

You are very disobedient if you are still reading this story, so I'm not going to tell you how this story ends. Stop reading this. I'm warning you; stop reading.

O.K. if you are still reading then you get to see my story, but I will tell you this only once; this is not a happy story.

The Terribly Unhappy Story
by Good1

Once upon time there was a happy little elf who lived in the North Pole with Santa Claus. The elf's name was Jerry. Jerry had a wonderful time at the North Pole. 5 days a week 8 hours a day Jerry would leave his home and go make toys for all the children of the world so they would get lots of toys for Christmas. Jerry loved his job. If he got hungry he could ring a bell and a elf child would bring him cookies and milk, and if he got tired he could take a nap in the break room.

Jerry had a best friend named Eric. Eric and Jerry both worked in the stuffed animal department at Santa's workshop. After work Jerry and Eric would go to the Doughnut Shop. At the Doughnut Shop Jerry would get chocolate covered doughnut and Eric would get a coffee and a glazed doughnut. After they ate their doughnuts [and coffee] they would go bowling until bed time. That is how Jerry and Eric lived their whole lives.