The Word Oil

I didn't know what to write about so I looked through the categories and saw the topic oil. I thought that was a strange topic and might be kind of fun to wright about. But I don't know much about oil so now I'm stuck.

Oil. What a weird word. Who ever came up with all the words and their spelling. I mean, oil shouldn't be spelled O-I-L. It should be spelled O-Y-E-L. Then there is the word oil. Oil. Try to say oil 5 times fast. Oil, oil,oyoyoyoyoy. I can't say it, that's for sure. Oil.