The weirdest day of my life

It all started at school. One day I kept seeing things
like right out of the corner of my eye. Like I saw dancing monkeys, but when I looked, nothing. I thought I was going crazy until I got home.

Everything was going great until... My 8 year old brother jumped out from the curtains wearing pants with his underwear over them and yelled out dutdutdudu Undy Man! And he scared me so much I screamed so loud the neighbor next door banged on our wall and said, "You kids! keep it down out there. And my brother yelled out "Sorry!" And I sent him outside to play.

And after finishing my homework my mom came home and said, "Why is Robert outside in his underwear yelling, Go Undy Man, go, go Undy Man, go, and doing a freaky dance in front of the neighbor's?"

"You realize he is just playing."

"I know."

And that was the weirdest day of life.
And an hour later my little brother came in and said, "I am tired."

Then my mom shouted out, It is diner time! And we had juicie hamburgers and nice and fat hot dogs. Then we watched a movie, and brushed our teeth, then went to bed.

And I went to school the next day and that day was very normal.