I am a vampire, vicious bat, and a Jet.

I am a vampire. I'm a vampire because I suck my own blood when I get a chance. Here is how you turn into a vampire. It's easy as pie, but vampires don't eat pie. You only have to suck your own blood, or anything that has blood.

This is how you turn into a vicious bat. It's as easy as people flying. That means it's hard. Ha Ha. You just have to bite, and turn into a bat.

Here is how to turn into a Jet. It's as easy as pigs turning into humans. You just have let people be on your back, then fly.

This how to be yourself. Just be YOURSELF!!!