The Last of the Really Great Whangdoodles

Today I was reading the Last of the Really Great Whangdoodles. They were on a picnic at a farm that the professor owns. The professor was riding his really old bicycle. The kids had to help him get on the bicycle. They had a very good picnic after the picnic was over they had to ride the bicycles back to the professor's house. They had tea, and then the professor showed the kids the sympathetic hats that will help them get to the Whangdoodleland.

The next day when Lindy was walking home from the school and she ran into the Prock (the prock is a creature from Whangdoodle land he is a prime minister to the king, and he is also a guard, so that no one gets to go into the wdhangdoodleland) and he made her books fall out of her hands.

He said "Sorry little lady let me pick those."

"Thanks" Lindy said.

"Let me walk home with you so I can hold your books for you," said the Prock.

So they walked to her house and she told him about the professor and her two brothers almost ready to go to Whangdoodleland. Then when they got home the Prock gave her the books and then vanished.

Today when I was reading, the family made it to Whangdoodleland and they saw the jolly boat they got on and the boat wouldn't move. Then the Professor figured out that you have to tell jokes to make the boat move.

Lindy started, "How did the telephone propose to the lady."

"How," asked the professor.

"By giving her a ring," Lindy replied.

"Er- what sings, has four legs, is yellow, and weighs two thousand pounds," Tom said

"What does," asked the professor.

"Two five-hundred-pound canaries,"Tom answered.

"Why does a lobster blush,"asked Ben?

"Because she saw the salad dressing,"everyone yelled back!!!

"What happens to ducks when they fly upside down," said Tom?

"well what,"asked Ben??

"They quack up,"answered Tom

"What do you have when a bird flies into a lawn mower," asked the professor??

"What,"asked Lindy.

"Shredded tweet," answered the professor.

"What happens when you cross a chicken an a paddle," said the professor.

"What happens," Ben asked??

"The chicken lays pooched eggs," the professor answered.

Those were some pretty good jokes I thought. I like to here jokes. But I can never make any. At the end of this they went home smiling.

They really liked going to Whangdoodleland. They had some really neat adventures. But I liked the one with the Jolly Boat the best.