Halloween

Halloween is coming and I want to know, do yo have your costume yet, and if you don't, hurry up and get one before all the good ones go. Oh what did you say you want to know? What I am going as for Halloween?

I am going to be candy corn, and yes, you read it correctly. I am going as candy. One big piece of CANDY CORN! I am going to get some wire, some felt, and grandma's help, and before you know it you will be looking at a giant piece of.......CANDY CORN!

So remember, get your costume fast. Hurry; go right now. Stop reading this and buy a costume. Why are you still here? GO! Just kidding, or was I?