Oscar

My dog Oscar is a big boxer. He is black and brown, and very strong. He is also very smart, and very bad. He picks the lock on our fence and gets out. But the worst thing he ever did was eat my sister's bunny.

My family and I had gone out for breakfast, and when we got back Oscar was chewing on a bunny head. When my sister saw what he had, she freaked out and chased Oscar with a stick. We buried the bunny head, and put up a cross that said R.I.P. My sister asked what R.I.P. meant, and she thought I said ripped in pieces. So she hit me with her stick and ran away crying.

Another thing about Oscar is that he failed obedience school, and is impossible to train.