My back

Hello my name is Funky Monkey and I am going to talk to you about my back today. My back is very useful to me but maybe not to you. Without it I would be short and floppy; that would suck. If you were to feel it, it would feel weird and bumpy. I like it when I get a back massage. It feels good! Whenever my dad gets a scratch on his back he acts like a bear. Maybe its because his nickname is Bear, but anyway he finds a corner and wiggles until it stops itching like a real bear on a tree; it looks funny.