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If you want a big hat, we got that!
If you need a tube of glue, we got that too!
A twenty-gallon wok, they're in stock!
But if you need refrigerators to keep extra mashed-potatoes
or a giant air compressor to blow fruit-flies off your dresser
or a dehydrated strudel, or a nose ring for your poodle,
or a five-pound can of tuna, and some flippers to go scuba!

Scuba scuba, scooby dooby dooba here we go scuba come on!

If you need a rubber hose, we got those!
A Rhododendron tree, we got three!
A wrap-around deck, gotta check!
But if you need a window scraper,
and a gross of toilet paper,
or a ratchet set and pliers,
and surround sound amplifiers,
and a solar turkey chopper,
or a padded gofer bopper,
flannel shirts for looking grungy,
and some rope for going bungee!

Bungee bungee, bungee wungy fungy here we go bungee come on!

And these are only just some of the wonderful things yet to come because happiness waits at the Stuff-mart, all you need is lots more stuff.

On my house when I saw this stick that was glowing purple. I took it in my room and put it on my book shelf. Then at 10 o'clock I went to sleep. No sooner did I close my eyes, the room was filled with luminescent light and the dust on the wall moved and started to form the words, "wish for anything." I was stunned!

I had never seen this kind of stuff in my life. So I said I wish the school blew up. Then I heard a big boom and the school blew up... You got to admit that was cool. I mean, the school just... bam! and its gone.

Then from that day on, I wished for an exbox360 and a wii and a playstation3 and all that cool stuff. After that I wished for a mansion. I also wished to be the richest guy on earth. Then I got an Ipod touch and all the stuff I ever wanted.

I wished that all the little army guys that my brother had attacked him when he went in the room. When he came in, the little mini guys started to shoot little missiles and little bullets at him. He was like running around the room calling for mommy and saying his pants were on fire and that is when I made them stop. After that I got bored And I threw the wand away, and then had a normal life.

BUT... I forgot to put the school back!

If I had an airline ticket to go anywhere in the world, I would go to Mexico. I would go to Mexico because I like Mexican beaches. I also like Mexican hotels. I have been to Mexico 3 times. My mom and me went to Mexico for Christmas. We went to Cancun, Mexico.

This week was the coolest week ever. We got a cool sub and he is so nice he lets us play on the computer. And that's what I am writing about.

We had inside recess. I found this new game called Balloon Tower def. It is so cool.

Well this week was fun. I also would like another week like this. and that's my week. I like it because it has bombs in it.

I read in National Geographic about avalanches. It said that avalanches can be caused on a slope of at least a 25% or more. Avalanches can destroy buildings with slabs of ice or powder snow. Avalanches are the same as 20,000 elephants running down hill.

Dr. Adams studies avalanches by getting buried in one. He is inventing a program that will tell us when an avalanche will occur so it will save many lives. He sits in a shed on the side of a mountain to wait for a bomb to go off to make an avalanche.

I am reading a book that I really like, and it is called The New Prophecy Warriors: Moonrise. It's about six cats with the names of ,Tawnypelt, Squirrelpaw, Brambleclaw, Crowpaw, Stormfur, and Feathertail. They are on a mission to save their clans from the twolegs(people)that are going to destroy their forest clans. What will happen to them next...?

According to "Frightful Animals" National Geographic, a constrictor snake would not, repeat, not be a good house pet at all, because it squeezes its prey until it stops breathing, and then it swallows its prey whole! I think that this snake is a very frightening thing to get near.

I am going to tell you about my cat. My cat does not really have a name so we just call him kitty. Anyway, he likes to be on high places. He also likes to make noises all the time. He likes to run all time. He is reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaally fat, because he likes to eat all the time. And that's my cat for you.

I am going to tell you about an injury. Well, first of all, it took place at my dad's job site, he is a carpenter. My dad is building a huge garage for his friend. Anyway I was trying to get up to the second story without the stairs. So I tried to get up, and I fell and a nail got stuck in my leg! I did not feel a lot of pain but there was some blood oozing out of my leg. My dad didn't care because I kinda deserved it; I broke one of his tools. So that is what happened to me.

Me and Pox are so exited that we can put our awesome drawings on the internet. We think that is so great that we can get people to admire our work.

Hi I am Crypto. I like to draw with my friend, Tristan. We like to draw aliens invading a city. We also like to draw people getting taken by aliens.