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my friend jaidin

One day at recess I played a game outside. I was hiding from people in the grass with Michael and Jaidin. When the people who were chasing us looked away, Michael would say, "Go," quietly and we would start to move. Then Jaidin would say, "Stop," quietly when they would look. We made it through the whole recess without being spotted.

different computer emoticons

some amotocons are easy like :{ .some emoticons are hard, like
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I'm going to show you how to make a few hard ones and a few easy ones. First let's start with a hard one, THE SAD CAT. Press and hold the SHIFT key. Then hit the > key then the " key, then the < key then let off the SHIFT key. Hit the enter/return key and hit the space bar until the curser is undernieth the upper SAD CAT. Then press and hold the SHIFT key and press the ^ key. Then you should (if you did it right) have

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THE SAD CAT.

My friend Bernard

My friend Dangelo loves to play in the snow. He is someone who will do anything to get what he wants. Our class calls him D or Bernard. One time D fell in love with tacos from Taco Bell, and always says,"Um Taco-bell". My friend D is also a good basketball player. D is a awesome person to talk to about games. He plays games all the time on XBOX360. D is a great friend.

catfish sucks

Catfish sucks because it's disgusting. It's weird-looking, like pictures made with pixels on a computer. It also smells gross. Catfish sucks, no doubt about it.

cold weather and my car

A couple weeks ago our car's transmission broke and we have to drive 30 to 35 mph. It's slow and stupid but we're never late for some reason. Our car is old and we might get a new one. I hope we get a new one. Ours is a Mercury. They're teamed with Ford. I HATE FORDS! Do you know what Ford stands for?

Found
On
Road
Dead

Exactly what Ford stands for.

Skyrim

A couple of weeks ago we rented Skyrim. So far its a really good game. When I started to play it it was hard, and I died a lot. Soon after I got a hang of it, and I am awesome at it.

My dad is ahead of me in Skyrim, but I like that because then I know what is going to happen later. Here's an example. Two days ago my dad found an orc camp, and tried to go in, but the orcs stopped him and said, "If you want to come in you have to do something for us." So they sent my dad to a dungeon to get some gloves called "Forge Masters Fingers" for their forge. Then my dad learned that the orcs have an Ebony mine, and he really wanted to get in.

When he got the gloves he went back. They let him in. Then I said, "Hey if I'm a orc I wonder if they automatically let me in."

Sure enough the orcs accepted me!

MEDAL OF HONOR

Last night I was playing MEDAL OF HONOR on hard. It was a stealth mission. I was hiding in the brush wall, sniping. I probably got almost a hundred head shots until I ran out of ammo. So I went crawling around stabbing people in the spine. it was awesome!

Then i came up on a enemy camp, I was still out of ammo, and the sun was coming out. then my communication link said, "We're almost there; hold on." So I waited for a minute scoping out the land. I saw a lot of enemy hostiles. Then my communication link said, "We're inbound."

Then i saw it! Out of nowhere an AC-130 Gunship came around the mountain with its guns blaring, dededededede, boom. Dededededede, boom. It completely obliterated the camp.

An AC-130 gunship's arsenal includes a long row of heavy fire machine guns and a huge artillery canon on each side. Friendlys's on the ground have to wear strobe lights to be recognized by an AC-130 gunship.

A Stupid Halloween

One day on Halloween a guy named Mike decided to trick or treat. So he went to a house, then knocked. A funny-looking man opened the door. Mike said, BOO! The funny looking man said,"That's not what you say." Then he slammed the door, SWOOSH...BANG! Mike thought you were supposed to say Boo. Then he remembered, you're supposed to say, "Bats."

Mike knocked again, the funny looking man opened the door. Mike said,"BATS." The funny-looking man said, "That's not it, either." Then he slammed the door, SWOOSH...BANG! Again, Mike thought bats was right. Then Mike said, "Ghosts, that's it."

So Mike knocked again. The funny looking man opened the door. Mike said,"Ghosts." The funny looking man said,"Ahhhhh you will never get it." Then he threw the candy bowl at Mike, and slammed the door, SWOOSH...BANG. So mike grabbed some candy, and left.

learning how to ride a four weeler

One time my friend taught me how to ride a four wheeler. I thought it was awesome. He went down to the dump and when he came back he said, "Someone's stuck in the mud." So he said, "Get on the four wheeler."

And I said, "But I don't know how to ride a four wheeler."

Then he said, "I'll teach you. Get on." So I did, and he did teach me.

hen we left I was so excited, and at the same time scared. I was scared that I would break it, but I didn't.